Wyrd Distro

John Milner - You're So Boss [7"]

4.50 CAD / In stock.
Toronto, ON
Schizophrenic skate-punk for the circuit-bending generation. JMYSB calls forth all the fury and sarcasm of Power Violence (Charles Bronson, Spazz) with the experimental intensity of Melt Banana. Screeching vocals, blast-beat drums and ham-slapped guitars knock each other around basements of nihilist noise pulled from repurposed children’s toys. Recorded by Jon Shapiro of Induced Labour and Disguises. Additional mixing by Brendan Howlett. Contains members of Teen Tits Wild Wives and the now defunct Boxes & Bags, and Blame Face. Edition of 150 7” puke/marble coloured vinyl

From Weird Canada and the throat hissing of Pam Haasen:
Convenience stores emit sounds so high pitched that adults can’t hear to ward off young people from loitering (what we used to call “hanging out”). Reverse this hypothesis and lo, a sound that shakes soil and loam to drag up undergrounders from the deep who can dance with their eyes closed. Metal gates creak open in Sodom to welcome those shunned from the sidewalks and we fall, tripping over cracks. This overtly rude foursome can’t help but glue together weirdos and fun-boys, calling the rest of us a bunch of Taquito-eating old folks. If you think you’ve got it on the wrong speed, it’s right.