Jiffy Marker - "Winston" [Cassette]
Claiming lines of descent back to the ’90s Bay Area, Jiffy Marker spew pop punk — as in, Mom ’n Pop punk. This is what happens when dirty skater boys become dirty skater men. Complaints include Facebook romance and bad texting etiquette, with some good old-fashioned relationship angst (see “Heartbreaker”) and bittersweet memories of new love (see “Back in Time”) to maintain shelf-life. With tongues planted firmly in whiskery jowls, Jiffy Marker imprint unwashablycatchy hooks and indelible one-liners on the listener’s brain. For use in a well-ventilated area only.